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Jalen Ramsey Conveniently Misses Another Practice After He Requests Trade

Jalen Ramsey requested a trade last week after the Jaguars lost to the Texans. He has been balling out all year and was unhappy with the way the Jaguars were playing and he wanted out. This request sparked a ton of outrage and the angry talking heads like Steve Young were comparing this demand to the NBA, calling everyone divas. Then Ramsey played Thursday night and the Jags clicked on all cylinders. Talks died down and we thought that was the end of it.

Then Schefter tweeted:

This made everyone go nuts. Everyone was accusing Ramsey of faking sick. People all over were furious as if they never faked sick to get out of work before. Bloggers like NY Post writer Mark Cannizzaro wrote about how Jalen Ramsey was everything that is wrong with the NFL.

Then the Jaguars Injury Report:

Another excuse to miss practice. You can’t have the flu all week so you have to mix it up. Back issues work. You have been carrying the team for 3 weeks now, they have to believe it.

Now this?

To quote Cardi B, “How fucking convenient is that?” It just so happens that his baby arrives on this week, of all weeks? Something is a little fishy here. I think he just ran out of excuses and he thought of the perfect way to take a few weeks off while the Jags deal him. It’s quite genius, Antonio Brown-like chess move. Who knows, maybe his lady does give birth in the next few weeks, he’ll already be there.

Jalen Ramsey with another perfect cover.

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