Twitter in the year 2019 has been a wild ride and former retired NFL Players are to thank for that. OJ Simpson pops up on the timeline at least once a week to give his take on the current trending topic and how it is directly effecting his fantasy team, Gronk just argued the schematics of the brain with a neurosurgeon and now we have Larry Johnson dishing out the wildest of claims in an attempt to take down the music industry.
2 Time Pro-Bowler Larry Johnson has been the wokest human on the planet these past few weeks and he has been proving that with his Tweets. A few weeks ago he claimed that the LGBTQ squad was attempting to take over the world and because the NBA is all about 3 Pointers and Shooting 3 Pointers is wildly gay.
Now, just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse than that, this happens:
The leaves may be changing but the Hot Girl Summer rolls on. Then Larry came in to drop the hammer.
Meg responded, as one does when they are accused of sacrificing their mother in a Satanic ritual.
I think thats around the time I heard of her. Maybe a few months before. Videos of her spitting fire freestyles kept coming across my eyes and then I heard one of her songs on the radio, she had mad bars and I knew she was legit. So legit that I try to put all my female friends on to her greatness, even the ones that hate rap music. Im guessing Larry had a similar introduction to her but his reasons for her blow up are just a little different.
Ah yes, the old “Keep telling yourself that one buddy” It hurts every time because there is really no response to that. “I will keep telling it to myself…. buddy” We’ve all been there, even calling them the same name back because we’re frozen and can’t think of a good comeback.
I really don’t know what to take from this. One thing is for sure, Larry Johnson is going straight for the heart of this thing here, as he attempts to expose the music industry for what it really is…Checks Notes…. A front for a Satanic, goat worshiping cult? Aight.
I know this isn’t the first time that Jay Z has been brought up as the leader of the Illuminati so this type of stuff isn’t new. And I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, no doubt. But this is not it.
The only thing to do now is this, forget about Larry Johnson’s career as a running back, forget his 6000+ Rushing Yards. Larry has a new career now. Larry Johnson has one goal. That is to enlighten us by taking a regular news story and explaining the ulterior motive of how it is really an attempt to brainwash the public. The choice is yours, stay in the dark, or be just like this guy.
-G
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